So if you've ever been pregnant or know anyone who has, you already know that between 27 and 29 weeks the doc hands over the standard lab slip to head off for your
blood glucose tolerance test for Gestational Diabetes. It's not a big deal, just the standard lab bloodwork for a high blood sugar condition some women develop during pregnancy, but ughh it's more annoying just because it lasts 1 hour and that's IF there's no one else in the lab waiting before you. The initial test involves showing up, drinking some orange soda type drink, sitting around, twiddling your thumbs, waiting and waiting some more for an hour and then having 1 vial of blood drawn before you head off on your merry way! No big deal... don't even have to fast for it! Bonus.
So here I am 29 week along and have had the slip in hand to do my blood glucose test for the last 3 weeks. It's been a little busy here and I'm not exactly going to drag a pint size little boy to sit around at a lab with me for an hour so finding the time to go has been interesting. I knew I had to do it 1. before the 29 week mark and 2. before my next Dr. appt soooo with 2 days to spare I went Monday night after dinner, Scott was home, Cman was snoozing and I was free and clear to sneak out and sit around twiddling my thumbs for over an hour at the lab.
I arrive, check in, yadda yadda, and drink down my 50 grams of glucose orange soda like solution, which, funny enough is actually not too bad. I sit and wait, read some magazines,
Twitter a bit, check email and just wait some more. The idea is to see how efficiently your body processes sugar and in 1 hour my blood was drawn and I was on my way home. Luckily I happened to be the only person in the lab at 7:30 at night! Phew.
Sure enough the following day I get the call from my doctors office... oh boy, whenever you get
a call after tests you always know it's
something. Soooooo I suppose it wasn't such a great idea to have a pasta dinner before I went for a diabetes test! ha.
Different practitioners use different standards for determining whether your level is abnormal or too high. My doc uses 130... 130 what? Some will say that if your one-hour blood sugar level is 140 milligrams of glucose per deciliter of blood plasma (mg/dL) or more, you need to have the looooooooong glucose tolerance test. Others put the cut-off at 130 mg/dL to catch more women who may have gestational diabetes, even though there are likely to be more false positives this way. And here I was on the receiving end of the lab results ... and the nurse says I failed! Failed is such a harsh word don't ya think?! Yeah, failed by 1 silly point. I had a 131. Yep, definitely was the dinner... hmmmm, or could it have been the handful of Starburst jelly beans I'd grabbed after lunch. Yum Yum. Safe to say there aren't any left for me to go get some more as I write this!
1 silly point... 1 point?! I pleaded with the nurse to not, please not, please pretty please with more jelly beans on top go make me take the 3 hour test.
OYE!
None the less, my pleads did not convince her, hot fudge, jelly bean or whipped cream and cherry on top, that I could skip the test. And sure enough, because I was now 1 day away from 29 weeks I had to go right away.
TOTAL PAIN IN THE Tooosh. I had to figure out over the last 3 weeks when the heck I was going to go take the silly 1 hour test where I didn't have to fast and NOW she wants me to go within the next 24 hours to get the 3 hour one done where I DID have to fast. GREEEEEEEEAT!
Again, what a pain... I didn't have to do this when I was preggers with Cman and I knew my health was just as good if not better this time around so arggg. But, I suppose precautions are better than not.
Anyways, luckily the Colbster goes to "nursery school" the following morning so I was covered in the 'toddler sitting around for 3 hours in a lab' department and could actually go get the blood work done the following morning.
So Tuesday night I had dinner with the fam and then followed the usual protocol not eating or drinking anything for at least 8 hours. Mine turned out to be 15 by the time I went for the test, but oh well I was asleep and didn't notice.
I get to the lab, check in and same yadda yadde. This time they draw a sample before you drink the cola type soda like drink which has 100 grams of glucose instead of just 50. (Not as tasty as the orange I must say, but doable.) And sure enough 1 hour, 2 hour and 3 hours later they draw another blood sample to check your levels at each hour. So, safe to say I've been poked at least 5 times in the last 2 days, both arms, many veins, good blood flow... well that 5 pokes is not counting the 1 time the nurse missed at hour #2 when we were gabbing about the weirdo old lady in the waiting room!
Anyways, I twiddled my thumbs and read a magazine, returned some phone calls, Twittered and people watched the first hour. The second hour I snuck out to go check out the fabric store down the street and see if I could find any "Seussy" looking fabric for Sheldon's room (I was, after all, there at this silly lab test because of him so I might as well involve him), no such luck. The third hour I tried to make our POA (plan of action) for September's annual Disney trip... we have to make our meal reservations soon so figured I might as well start plotting that info out and make use of these glorious 60 minutes I rarely ever get to myself. FINALLY, 3 hours later I was released from labratory captivity. Luckily, the nurse and receptionist were quite pleasant so it wasn't totally horrible being there that long. Nice to go though. Nice to be able to eat something after 20 hours.
Soooooooooo, standard lab work has ended and now I wait.
Yes, wait for them to tell me I am once again a normal 'ol regular healthy pregnant woman OR a statistic, a gestational diabetic.
My friends, again, no need to fret, I am still as normal as I was 1, 2, 3 days, weeks, months and years ago with no diabetes outlook in my future. Alas, the silly pasta dinner did it for sure. (Or was it those yummy jelly beans).
I seemed to have past the test with flying colors - hmmm, can't imagine why?! Scott only has labeled me as the "happiest pregnant woman he knows". I believe I've overheard him talking to a friend at some point in the last 6 months worried we would wind up like
The Duggers with 18 kids because pregnancy is so nonchalant for me. No, don't get any ideas, I can assure you and am going on the record at this time - I will NOT be giving birth to 18 children or 12 or even 7 for that matter. Not happening! But sure enough if you know me personally you know I'm not phased by much and pregnancy is just that in my case... not much. Sometimes I actually forget because I carry on my normal regular life, hahahah, and then I bump into the table! Oh yeah, there's that whole growing child inside of me thing happening and I now have a small beach ball protruding from my shirt. Knock on wood, I'm lucky. And knock on wood, I am still a regular ol prego.
And for those biology types out there...You get the "label" as a gestational diabetic if you have higher than normal results on 2 of the 4 blood draws from the loooooooong test.
Fasting if you are 95 or higher
At 1 hour 180 or higher
At 2 hours 155 or higher
At 3 hours 140 or higher
I had a 65, a 115, a 91 and a 101. Yep, waaaaaaaay normal! I could've told ya that with 3 hours and 6 less pokes from a nurse.
Oh well, I did what the doctor ordered. Better safe than sorry.
And alas, now I can continue on with the last 10 weeks and 5 days of my 40 week gestation. So, still no news to report although this was pretty exciting when it comes to news about me and pregnancy.
Still here, plugging away, happiest prego on the block!